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Joke of the Day
"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."
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"nice try walmart, like im gonna spend $20 on a skeleton mask when i could easily just peel the flesh and muscle off my face for free"
"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."
"A woman screams as she gives birth... ""What's wrong, honey?"" her husband asks. ""What's wrong?!?"" the woman shouts, ""THESE CONTRACTIONS ARE GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF ME!"" ""Sorry babe. *What is* wrong?"""
"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."
"Girl you are like a fine oriental rug... ...you'd look great on hardwood."
"I just came up with a long UDP joke But it's not really worth typing out here. You guys probably wouldn't even get it."
"saddam hussein is full of shiite."
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"
"Dildo gun What is the difference between a gun and a dildo? Nothing they both go bang but one shoots to kill and one shoots for some pleasure."