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Joke of the Day

"Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me."

"Lost in a corn maze? Light it on fire. Turn it into a popcorn maze. Eat your way out."

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."

"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."

"My hands are really reliable I can always count on them."

"And Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life"" But John came 5th... He got a toaster"

"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."

"""Should the cabin lose pressure oxygen masks will drop from the overhead area. Please place the bag over your own mouth and nose before assisting children or other adults acting like children."""

"The Benefits of Being Masochistic What doesn't kill you makes you longer"