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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A letter from an ISP saying they've been downloading illegally."

"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"Why aren't there many jokes about the Jim Jones massacre? There would have been, but the punch line was too long..."

"Don't succumb to peer pressure. . . . . . . Remember, none of your friends do."

"Chicago's a dangerous place. Last time I visited I stole two cars and a lady's purse."

"White smoke is coming out of my neighbor's house. He either elected a new Pope or he's got some good weed."

"A man with three balls goes to another random guy and tells him: ""you know that together we have 5 balls?"" and the guy replies: ""why, you have only one?"""

"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."

"Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!"