19070

Joke of the Day

"Hulk Hogan: I struggled to overcome manic-depression. Me [as his therapist]: So you could say you had to wrestle mania? *gets leg dropped*"

"VERY difficult to convince the apple store people that you've only ever dropped your phone 3 times if you dropped it twice in the store."

"McCain Will Buy Houses From Needy Owners Of Beachfront Mansions- ""If The Price Is Right"""

"If you ever go skydiving and your parachute doesn't open don't worry You have the rest of your life to fix it"

"Guess who's been sober for 10 months? Robin Williams."

"I don't understand interventions. What's the point of being told I drink too much by a room full of the reasons I drink in the first place?"

"[date] HER: the last guy i went out with was as boring as a sack of potatoes ME: [gets up from table] my son is a potato"

"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"

"My roommate has a red face all the time. He says it's because of a skin condition but I think he's secretly appropiating native American culture."

"Cahoots Husband comes home at night, goes to bed to his wife, embraces her - going to make love with her... Wife drowsily: *What are you all today - in cahoots or something?*"