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Joke of the Day

"When you go to the movies first thing you need to do is pour a drink in the seat in front of you so nobody can sit there.."

"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"

"Please remove shoes in the foyer first. Second, your pants."

"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."

"Why can't you go fishing with Skrillex? Because he always drops the bass."

"The first time a woman swallowed my stuff, I was so appreciative that I swallowed her bullshi t for the next two years."

"Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas."

"I was wearing a jean jacket yesterday and a little kid asked me why I made a jacket out of pants and I had no good answer for him"

"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"