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Joke of the Day

"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."

"Nobody on this train is decent enough to give up their seat for a pregnant woman & now I gotta stand here w/my sweater balled up in my coat."

"Anybody ever taken a Billy may's poop everytime you think it's over it's like but wait there's more"

"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."

"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."

"What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet? Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)"

"she need some alone time ..:P My girl friend said she needed some ""Alone time"".. So I made her an Orkut account.. :P... tietiefiss.com"

"My phone keeps going missing Serves me right for leaving it on airplane mode"

"What's brown, and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre......"

"Lonely Second Graders What do you call a second grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor"