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Joke of the Day
"Out of all the things that go bump in the night... your parent's bed is definitely the scariest"
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"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""
"the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a ""Bazinga"" shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree"
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."
"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"
"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."
"How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics? They take their prison population and school population to Rio."
"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"
"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."