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Joke of the Day

"There are two kinds of people in the world These who can extrapolate from incomplete data..."

"I heard that the majority of car accidents happen within 15 minutes of home So I decided to move 30 minutes away"

"I'd slap you but I'm pretty sure they would call it animal cruelty."

"What's the difference between a fridge and a woman? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."

"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"

"I had some food stuck in my teeth and now I'm an international beatboxing champion."

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke? [Removed]"

"I told a joke about noble gasses the other day. There was no reaction."