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Joke of the Day
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
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"The first person who pulled an egg out from under a chicken's ass and ate it must have been really fucking hungry."
"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."
"What did pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY"
"Wife: Did you get eggs? Me: pew pew Wife: Great lasers, so did you? Me: pew pew pew pew pee Wife: Why me god. Me: *barrel roll* pew pew"
"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"
"Marriage is like a deck of cards At the start all you need is a heart and a diamond. By the end you just want a club and a spade"
"Where do Robots go for fun? The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)"
"Where do geologists go for entertainment? *Rock concerts.*"
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""