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Joke of the Day

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."

"I've hosted an bukkake party for my girlfriend You should've seen her face"

"You think your life is bad? I've got that ""Five dollar foot long"" song stuck in my head."

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Customer: ""Nah...she's purdy good lookin'..."""

"What did the left nut say to the right nut? Don't talk to the guy in the middle, he's a dick"

"One time I intentionally asked a thin woman ""when she was due"" because I was bored. So yeah, I guess you could say I'm into extreme sports."

"DR: Are you sexually active? ME: Very DR: Eating donuts alone in your car doesn't count ME: Still yes DR: Neither do croissants ME: Then no"

"What is the definition of ""derange""? De place where de cowboys ride!"

"McDonalds could burn to the ground and I bet the fries would still be cold"