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Joke of the Day
"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."
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"*Takes out phone & plays Cindi Lauper's True Colors as you reach for the last slice of pizza without asking*"
"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."
"What do you call a fake record player? A phonygraph"
"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."
"I only ever learned a couple karate moves, so you could say I know partial arts."
"Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs."
"What are the four fastest hands in the world? ...when it slips out."
"I've been slowly torturing a centipede for the past 98 days. It's on its last legs now."
"A man visited a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."