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Joke of the Day

"How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA."

"Right on, adults who are excited for Halloween. I too get excited about things meant for kids. Last week I lost my shit because I saw a frog"

"They say 75% of all Americans live next to a pedophile. Not me.... I live next door to a hot 10 year old girl."

"""Name?"" queries the Starbucks barista. The almighty feathered serpent Quetzalcoatl only sighs."

"What do you call a Slavic spouse? Czech-mate"

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"What has got 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and a half of a fish."

"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."

"being single in apartments is the best cos you can listen to couples fight all the time. so comforting. like being inside during a storm"

"I introduced my ex girlfriend to a buddy who has epilepsy She was always saying she loved vibrators."