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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a river that's an actor? Russell Flow"
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"I believe Unicorns were the first to call each other dickheads."
"*holding my crying child* Me: I know, earthquakes are scary. So maybe next time you'll be good and I won't have to make that happen again."
"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
"(Dirty) What's good on a pizza but bad on a pussy? A thin layer of crust"
"Ironically, I hate people who say ""like us on Facebook""."
"If you open a door for me, I will lick you. Sometimes it's awkward."
"Ominous music should play when you meet the wrong ppl."
"Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers? You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live."
"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."