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Joke of the Day

"If I go into a stall and see a solitary, intact lima bean in the bowl, I pick a new stall. I don't want what you're selling, lima bean bowl!"

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"Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings? They're not trigger errors."
"It's not fair that lab animals get to test all those nice cosmetics while I'm stuck using the cheap stuff."
"I've never been carded at a Forever 21."
"Why do Apples new headphones look like tampons? Because they're made exclusively for cunts."
"""Mommy does Barbie come with Ken?"" ""No sweetie, Barbie comes with GI Joe, she just fakes it with Ken"""
"Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"They say one person in every group of friends is gay. I hope it's Ben, he's really cute."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding... He hasn't unwrapped his present yet"