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Joke of the Day
"That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!"
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"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""
"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."
"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? fsh"
"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"
"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"
"Please don't tell my three year old his oversized black calculator isn't really an iPad. He'd be crushed to learn his dad lied to him."
"What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !"