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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it ""Jew-ish""? Are they not Jew enough?"
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"Dad: ""Hey son, what has four legs and doesn't breathe?"" Son: ""Haha, you can't fool me again Dad! A chair!"" Dad: ""Not this time, son. Our dog died."""
"Garden Water Features by Lily Pond"
"THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!"
"Always be yourself... Unless you run into one of your exes... Then... Be a WAY more successful version of yourself..."
"Prankcalling the NSA like is my refrigerator running?"
"You really are the cat's pajamas, and by that I mean you're a stupid idea."
"Did you hear there's a new LGBT kung fu actor making films now? His stage name is Bruce Leigh"
"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."
"Don't forget to tell everyone how you love Fridays because we were all wondering how you feel about them."