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Joke of the Day
"Apparently someone in Detroit gets stabbed every 3 minutes. Poor bastard."
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"Notice anything? B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T V W Y Z Because Apple removed the AUX *cue snare drum*"
"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"
"""More like LOTION pictures!"" - awkward conversation in an adult movie theater before the show starts"
"Text abbreviations date back to the days of the telegraph with common shorthand like DFMWOL for ""Dying From Musket Wound Out Loud."""
"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use a Twitter? Because he kills all 140 characters."
"Are you a work of art? Because it looks like Picasso painted you."
"A teacher asks one of her students what the formula for water was... He said, ""H I J K L M N O"" Teacher: What? Student: Yesterday, you said the formula for water is H2O"
"Two hikers are standing on a bridge over a stream, peeing over the side. First hiker: ""Wow, this water's cold."" Second hiker: ""And deep."""
"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"