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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Mexican tire sad? Because it was despair"
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"Just got back from the Dollar Store. I bought two cars and a trip to Paris for three bucks."
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"[robbing Whole Foods] ""All the cash in a bag NOW!"" 100% organic reusable bag ok? ""Yes!"" [puts half the cash] I had to charge for the bag"
"Biker mimes If a group of mimes forms a motorcycle gang.... Do they have to drive electric bikes?"
"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""
"My three biggest fears are mouses, wolfs & proper pluralization."
"HER: You've run over my dog ME: I'm so sorry HER: You're gonna have to replace him ME: [imagines finally being called a good boy] yes please"
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"
"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."