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Joke of the Day
"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."
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"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."
"I definitely could NOT be a surgeon. blood freaks me out when I'm high"
"I really want to take my girlfriend out to dinner... ...But she asks way too much per hour."
"""Let It Go"" performed by Rose and Jack from Titanic. Mostly by Rose, though."
"Why don't robots have any brothers anymore? Because they have trans-sisters."
"I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid."
"I started to sing the poop song Dad said it was crappy."
"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."
"If you're getting annoyed, you might throw up your hands out of frustration. If you're a cannibal, you might throw up someone else's hands out of your stomach."