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Joke of the Day
"If your man keeps cheating on you with the same woman, humble yourself and go ask her for advice."
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"I ran into a man today who knew absolutely nothing about anatomy. I had to explain to him that there was a vas deferens between a testicle and penis. Edit: fixed ""there"""
"How did the Reddit user read his newspaper? <ORIGINAL> He Reddit"
"What do scientists wear? Kelvin Klein"
"Forgot to open the door before applying hand lotion so now I'm stuck in my restroom forever."
"A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head. ""Dam"" he says."
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"
"My wife enrolled in a North Korean cooking school 2 years ago. ""She must cook great Asian food by now."" ""Actually, they've only just covered the life and teachings of Kim Jong-il."""
"Better ""copulate"" than ""copunever."""
"If you don't know a lot of creatures in Greek Mythology... I'll give you a mini-tour"