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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is go to bed."

"Teacher: Now class whatever I ask I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!"

"I clicked ""Submit a Joke"" before thinking of what I'd say Now I know how the Republican party feels."

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"

"Today is David Finchers birthday... WHATS IN THE BOX!?????"

"What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team? One of them is a bunch of cunning runts"

"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."

"Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands? Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them."

"JOSEPH: who did you name me after? ME: you were named after my grandfather GREGGNOG: what about me dad?"

"You hear about the guy who got lost in Africa? He didn't know where Togo."