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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend laughed at me for having an existential crisis at 17. Jokes on her. She doesn't even exist!"

"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"

"Why did Eminem make a terrible barista? Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot."

"What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers? Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes."

"I named my penis Truth... Because bitches can't handle it!"

"Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew Phew The Chosen Phew"

"Why do Redditors post pics of East Indian food? For that sweet, sweet Korma..."

"I like my Men like I like my Coffee I'm Mormon. I'm not allowed."

"THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Licalotapus."