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Joke of the Day

"Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is ""Friends are like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."""

"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"

"I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."

"Confucius say its good to meet girl in the park ...But its better to park meat in the girl."

"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money, watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, my grandfather stole my money."

"Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!"

"If we have sex in the dark, there's a 50% chance that I'll put it in the wrong hole and a 100% chance that I did it on purpose."

"Don't trust the atoms... They make up everything."

"Am I original? -Yeaaah. Am I the only one? -Yeaaah. Do you wanna build a snowman? -Go away, Anna. Ok byyyyye."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"