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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both had kurds in their way. (Curds in their whey.) ***This joke is phonetically superior to its' written version."

"Did you know Canada was originally going to be called ""CND""? When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh."

"What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common? They both have the same middle names."

"Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?"

"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."

"Why do women shit?"

"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."

"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."