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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?"
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"My cousin posted a meme in family group chat and my aunt said ""maybe this is the year you find a husband like the way you find good jokes"" "
"My Dyslexic Cat thinks she has "" P "" no. of lives."
"wife:Gotta go. You guys gonna be ok? me [making my Pop-Tart pop out of the toaster and trying to catch it] Come on! wife:9, you're in charge"
"What happens when you cross an American and a polar bear. Same as before, lazy and fat."
"Oh, you're an American? Yeah, right. Name 5 disastrous foreign policy decisions."
"I made a belt out of a bunch of watches, But my friends told me it was a waist of time"
"I don't get my neighbor. tells me to make my self at home but then gets pissed off when they come into the kitchen and I'm in my underwear making a sandwich."
"Why would anyone come on Twitter JUST to argue? Don't you have an ex, or a spouse, or a family member that you can argue with?"
"Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere"