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Joke of the Day
"Why did the boy drip his ice cream? He got hit by a bus."
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"Macklemore was pretty far ahead of me in terms of self-awareness. When I was in the third grade I literally thought I might be a thundercat."
"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."
"Amish jokes Have you heard about the promiscuous Amish lady? She had two Mennonite I had the Amish flu last week. At first I got a little horse. Then I got a little buggy... but yesterday I got butter"
"If Jesus had been LGBT, what would Pilate now be known for asking? What is bruth?"
"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"
"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."
"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"
"Impatient means she's restlessly eager, inpatient means she lives in a mental hospital... Learned that one the hard way."
"What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts? Annette."