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Joke of the Day

"If someone wants something their whole life, and you make it happen after they die, that is so goddamned mean. What are you even thinking"

"What is the difference between a joke and three dicks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"

"Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."

"Why don't Germans like humour? Because it's inefficient!"

"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"

"RaidTM: For when you don't want to kill ants, but want to make them late for something."

"If your girl sets her Facebook relationship status to ""Widowed"", it's time to pack a suitcase as fast as possible."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel? So you're the one!"