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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Sin and Shame? It's a sin to put it in, and a shame to pull it out."

"Someone is watching you... And his name is John Seenya!"

"I went to the National Air and Space Museum in DC... There was a lot more stuff in there than I'd expected"

"""WE AREN'T SO DIFFERENT, YOU AND I."" -- bad guys reaching for a weapon at the end of the movie"

"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."

"Why is Antarctica controversial? It's a polarizing topic."

"I'm so embarrassed. I just learned that that Pringles holder on my treadmill is for water bottles!"

"Did you hear that a survivalist got roasted yesterday about his unemployment? Yeah, a Bear Grilled Bear Gryll's Bare Bills"

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"

"What's better than a dozen roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."