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Joke of the Day

"Tonight's Menu: Gourmet pork blend sausage with organic tomato reduction, served on warm split bread rolls. AKA: Hot dogs with ketchup."

"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"

"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"How to clickbait"

"A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""Is this some kind of joke?"""

"Really Funny Joke What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Did you hear about the beaver who went to the bar but forgot his wallet because he'd just shape-shifted from another water mammal? He says to the bartender ""I must've left it in my otter pants."""

"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"

"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."