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Joke of the Day
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
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"Q: Why did the traffic light turn red? A: Because it saw the other one changing!"
"Why did FIFA have surgery? They had to remove their Blatter."
"A Mexican magician tells the crowd he will disappear on the count of 3... He says ""uno... dos..."" *poof*! and disappears without a tres."
"Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out."
"My favorite kind of math is adding insult to injury."
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"What goes up and down but does not move? Stairs"