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Joke of the Day
"Being in a nudist colony probably takes all the fun out of Halloween."
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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse."
"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"
"A girl say to her boyfriend ""we need to talk....I'm pegnant""..... The boyfriend replies ""Hi Pregnant! I'm Dad!"""
"What will happen if you put anal lube where oil should be in your car? I don't really know, but I think it will run pretty shitty"
"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."
"The last time you got a piece of ass... Was when your fingers slipped through the toilet paper."
"What do you call the device that keeps an Armenian man safe? A Serj Protector."
"[Married pillow-talk] Husband: What's your deepest fantasy? Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don't leave any crumbs under the table."
"I bet ninjas have the worst gas... ...because they're silent but deadly."