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"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. Totally embarrassed them by peeing on them."
"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"
"GOD: I designed this world with a purpose, why did u change everything PEOPLE: We [pug walks by] GOD: What...the HELL...is that"
"So a baby seal walked into a club"
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store? Because he didn't want toupee."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !"
"Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne? She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers."