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Joke of the Day
"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"
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"I like my women like I like my scotch 12-14 years old"
"Feeling pretty tough after some dodgy Indian takeaway last night If anyone needs me, I'll be vindaloo."
"My doctor told me during my physical that I needed to stop masturbating When i asked him why, he said ""because I'm trying to give you a physical!"""
"""listen up, I'm only going to show you this once!"" ~ suicide bomber teacher."
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"My mom told me if she sees me on Reddit again she will smash my face to the keyboanfiauoprfh8u89puqeiofjrjr89qp"
"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."
"How much do all the bones in the human body weigh? A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out."
"The Mayor of Flint, Michigan will be fired. Who will lead the city then?"