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Joke of the Day
"What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell? ..... the floor"
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"Why wife accused me of being a transvestite. So I packed her things and left."
"Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed? Because he is lying."
"Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman."
"Uh, excuse me, Mr. Swagger, Either walk a little faster or buy a belt. Thanks, homie."
"What do you call a midget with an axe? A battle dwarf"
"Taking a nap until my carbon monoxide detector stops beeping."
"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."
"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"
"Somewhere a guitarist sets down his instrument, pours gas on it, & lights it ablaze while Miley Cyrus naked on a wrecking ball shoots to #1."