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Joke of the Day

"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"

"It's about time I talked to the boy about the birds and the bees. If memory serves, it's the stork that delivers and the swallow receives?"

"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"

"With all the ways to contact me on social media these days the police still smash through my door unannounced again?"

"Am I...are we... is this a date? *elevator opens & he leaves*"

"Was driving to work this morning and saw a pluming truck with the best slogan ever. Had to share... J&S Plumbing: Because sometimes a flush is better than a full house."

"So a Mexican sneaks across the border into America And the border patrol officer says ""Oh no not again"""

"I've never laughed at anything any of you losers have posted here on this forum. It's sad as fuck."

"Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop? To Test a Mint"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny."