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Joke of the Day
"What did Ronda Rousey's face look like after her fight with Holly Holm? It was all broused up!"
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"What will they now call hormonally-induced knockers on men? broosts"
"Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend."
"Darth: You should not have come back, old man. Obi Wan: I DIDN'T. I was going to Alderaan. You caught our ship with a tractor beam. Idiot."
"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"
"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""
"What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!"
"A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead and she sighs. ""Here we go again."""