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Joke of the Day
"Pronounce it ""Valentimes Day"" so Cupid will know to shoot you right in your stupid face."
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"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"
"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"
"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."