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Joke of the Day
"Bill Gates named his company after his penis. Discuss"
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"I only remember the punchline: ""Follow the yellow-dicked toad!"" Anyone know the joke?"
"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""
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"Sometimes when my wife tells me she loves me I get the feeling it's the tennis kind."
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