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Joke of the Day
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"
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"I love drowning... It just takes my breath away."
"The number one problem in the world today is apathy. But who cares?"
"*coughs like a maniac* *pretends to pick nose* *scratches armpit* Things I will do on the bus so no one will sit next to me."
"What's grey and comes in quarts? [NSFW] Elephants."
"I entered the word bit*h into my GPS and guess what, I'm in your driveway!!"
"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."
"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."
"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"
"When a boy turns 12 he is given the choice between a big dick or a good memory... I can't remember what I picked"