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Joke of the Day

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down."

"what nation do most people not want to be in? urination"

"There is a new drink at my bar. It's called a Sandy. It's basically a watered down Manhattan."

"the hardest part of your wife going into labor is everyone interrupts the movie by asking questions"

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"A coworker just asked if I had any ""mouth water"" and I am thoroughly confused by this"

"*around a fire* There used to be no iMessage *kids gasp* ""So there were a lot of green messages?"" THEY WERE ALL GREEN MESSAGES *kids scream*"

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."

"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"