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Joke of the Day
"""I stalk people you've probably never heard of"" -hipster stalker"
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"Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has four A's and one B."
"Kim Jong il is dead? I guess that's the end of HIS Korea."
"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."
"Caught my son running a Google search for ""adult entertainment"". I was mortified. We are strictly a Bing family."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !"
"If someone with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide... is it a hostage situation?"
"Keep your friends' cake and your enemies' cake."
"When I was 6, Santa gave me coal for Christmas, so the next year I decided to get back at him and poison his cookies. Somehow, the bastard found out and killed my dad."
"*bites nails* Sorry. Bad habit. I haven't been on a date in a while ""I can see why"" she says, pulling her fingers out of my mouth"