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Joke of the Day
"What has 90 balls and screws old women? Bingo!"
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"Alpha Kenny Wun Write that ""name"" down and ask someone you know to read it out loud during class."
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"
"Sometimes I find it hard to express myself because FedEx hears me breathing."
"A cannibal with diarrhea cloned himself for dinner. He shit himself."
"My hairdresser doesn't cut my hair any longer.... He cuts it shorter instead."
"I can't pull rabbits out of a hat... But I can pull hares out of my ass!"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."
"[diner] ME: I'll have the eggs, please WAITER: how would you like those? ME: painted and hidden for me to find, thank you."
"I never believed that faith could move mountains But I've seen what it can do to skyscrapers"