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Joke of the Day
"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."
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"A girl with braces learned the hard way that she shouldn't laugh during a thunderstorm."
"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."
"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"
"Walking condoms Two condoms are walking down the street. As they pass a gay bar one turns to the other and says.... you wanna go inside and get shit faced?"
"What's used to calculate binomial coefficients and eaten on Passover? A Paschal Triangle!"
"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"
"I forgot, what is the name they call themselves, the group that wants to form a new country in what is now Syria and Irak? They are the Nemesis of the USA."
"Just got back in the USA, I heard something about a party here? I don't know, there's a song about it and everything."
"Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown? He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)"