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Joke of the Day

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"

"Did you hear what happened to the man who ate too much spaghetti? He pasta way."

"What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic? Going in and asking for a coat hanger."

"Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy? They wanted to give credit where credit was due."

"I used to be in a band called ""Frequent Urination"". You might have heard of us. We had several number ones."

"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."

"*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP"

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeve"

"Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock."

"I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza."