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Joke of the Day

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."

"Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink."

"If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them."

"Why Adolf Hitler is a bank robber? Because he is a Dollar Thief."

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"Why are baseball players so cool? They always have their fans around."

"What do you call a really shitty nieghbor? Dinkleberry!"

"People that say ""money doesn't buy happiness"" obviously have never been divorced."