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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
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"What do you call tiny batman? Lil Wayne"
"What's the funniest thing you have heard about US Politics? Donald Trump, President of the United States of America"
"I'm surprised ABC hasn't resolved the Healthcare Crisis with a new reality show. Extreme Makeover: Universal Healthcare Edition."
"Poor kids at sandy hook... They wished for books but they just got magazines."
"I put the U in murder"
"What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!"
"That Old Man An Old man knocked on my door and asked for the donation towards the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was actually a double cross. He had to cross the road in order to gain the trust of the other side."
"When you assassinate, you make an ass out of ass innate."