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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the hunting rule change? It's a game changer."
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"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"
"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."
"What do JFK and Obama have in common? Well, nothing yet."
"[One to tell militant women]: how many women on their period does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Meekly] ^just ^one..."
"Doormats are a gateway rug."
"What do you call it when a signal processing firm quickly remodels their entryway? A fast foyer transform!"
"Why are men faster than women? Ball bearings and stick shift."
"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called ""recovering from the darkness"""
"Imagine you're about to have surgery and right before the anesthesia kicks in you notice a ""University of Phoenix"" degree on the wall"