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Joke of the Day

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous."

"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."

"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."

"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."

"My doctor diagnosed me as a delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first ever Reddit gold, stranger!"

"A termite walks into a bar Steps up to the counter, knocks on it and asks ""Is the bartender here?""."

"Getting a woman: 1.Select the woman u like 2. Lick her face 3. She is now yours take her home HAHAHAHAHAHA I've been arrested 10 times"

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"

"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"