231399

Joke of the Day

"Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill."

"I'm against picketing.... But I don't know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg"

"I exclusively use internet explorer to download Google chrome."

"Old zombies never die... they just rot away."

"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."

"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."

"Sometimes when I'm feeling lonely, I write a letter to a prison inmate to tell them how much better my life is than theirs."

"Wrestling Is Stupid! Bro, Wrestling is stupid. Why bro? Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF?"

"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."

"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."