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Joke of the Day

"I used to be into necrophilia, S&M, and Bestiality... Then i realized i was beating a dead horse. *i'll let myself out*"

"The only joke I know ....... What do you call a mushroom with a 12 inch penis? A fungi to be with"

"Was the principal's brother really a missionary? He certainly was. He gave the people of the Cannibal Islands their first taste of Christianity !"

"My old guitar teacher was arrested yesterday... He got caught fingering A Minor."

"A pickup like I thought of when i was younger. If I was a duck and you were a fish, and we were swimming in the same pond, what would that make me? On top of you."

"I used to play Rock-Paper-Scissors professionally. I made money hand over fist."

"What's the alien version of Facebook? Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know)."

"What is the best armor for sneaking? Leather, it's made of hide."

"Why are vampires like false teeth? They all come out at night."

"What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer? By selling your camera."