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Joke of the Day
"Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you're really hot and it's making me nervous."
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"What's red and invisible? No tomatoes."
"""I hate being half bicycle, half motorcycle"" he moped"
"Why was the old Jewish woman afraid her chauffeur got her pregnant? Because they schlepped together."
"My 5 year old's original joke My son came up with this one. Clever, I thought. What has one wheel, spins, but never moves? A Ferris wheel."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? *Nein*"
"People say drinking milk makes you stronger. I drunk 5 glasses of milk and tried to move a wall. It didn't work. Then, I drank 5 glasses of vodka and the wall moved alone!!"
"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."
"I got a new spoiler on my car. Just a long sticker that says ""Bruce Willis was a ghost the whole time!"""
"Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me."