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Joke of the Day

"Why is sex like signing-on? Both involve a log-in."

"Could not decide how much lettuce to buy, until I got a second opinion two heads are better than one."

"Whats the difference between a crab with big boobs and a bus station full of punks? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station"

"My moral compass must run on solar power because it never seems to work after dark.."

"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."

"Prostate Cancer **;** Edit: *But seriously, cancer isn't funny.*"

"Batman Daughter ask; BD - What is puberty? B- Do you bleed? BD - ... B - You Will"

"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"[One to tell militant women]: how many women on their period does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [Meekly] ^just ^one..."