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Joke of the Day
"Why was Avogadro executed? He was a mole"
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"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."
"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"
"If I could be a superhero, I'd be Aluminum Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."
"Damn girl are you a cougar? No, I am a feminist, sexual harassment lawyer with a microphone hidden under my blouse."
"Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook."
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""
"Subway only exists because we're all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. ""Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here's $8."""
"if you're stuck in a group text, an easy way out is to throw your phone in the street and start a new life"