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Joke of the Day
"What is a cannibal's favorite food at the county fair? Chili con Carny."
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"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."
"I saw a kidnapping this afternoon.. so i woke i'm up. Hahaha"
"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."
"If Trump deports all the Mexicans Who's going to build the wall?"
"I've been sober as far back as I can remember. Which is roughly 11 hours."
"Have you ever looked at someone's phone's selfie wallpaper and look at the owner and look again at their selfie and back again to the owner?"
"If you have a bee in your hand what do you have in your eye? Beauty. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."
"Q: How do you make a hot dog stand? A: Take away its chair."
"What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? Elephino!"