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Joke of the Day
"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side"
"""Is this your resume?"" Yes ""It just says you used to leave shit at your friends' doors, ring the bell & run away?"" Yes ""Welcome to UPS!"""
"Reddit is like a newspaper... ...all of the headlines happened yesterday."
"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."
"What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop? Disappointed."
"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"
"Unraveling iPod earbuds in less than 10 minutes qualifies you to perform surgery in most 3rd world countries."
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"Why did the Dalai Lama go to Mexico? So he can be juan with everything."