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Joke of the Day
"Just because it's called make-up... doesn't mean it's supposed to makeup 99% of your face."
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"""When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?"" ""Because I couldn't find a fake car."""
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"A son is coming out to his father ""I'm gay"" the son says. ""You aren't thinking straight"" says the dad. And then they laugh and hug, for it was a dad joke."
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