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Joke of the Day
"My doctor diagnosed me as a delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first ever Reddit gold, stranger!"
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"Why are all blond jokes 1 liners... So men can understand them too!"
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"""want to go grab some dinner?"" *lights cat on fire* sorry I can't my cats on fire"
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